Nina Garcia Quarterly (#NGQ03): July 2014 (An ode to a tiny rubber shoe)

So friends, this was supposed to be one of the four times a year when I get super excited because my favorite subscription box shows up at my door: the Nina Garcia box from Quarterly. If you’re a beauty or fashion enthusiast (or a Project Runway fan) then you know who Nina is. Her first box (Fall 2013) had a “glam grunge” theme and to date is my favorite sub box that I’ve ever received. Her last one in March, was a bit more of a hodge podge, but that was expected since it was a “favorite things” box. It had a couple misses, but overall was quite excellent. I’m giving you this background so you know where we’re coming from and that way maybe you can tell me how we ended up with this July box.

Box
I tried to think of many themes for this box and the one that features most prominently in my mind is: “What the #$&*%#&* Nina?” I usually don’t give you my overall opinion so early on in my review, but you need to prepare yourself. Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Open Box 1 Open Box 2
So where should we start…I know with one of my oh so favorite items…

Cap
Muito Cool Baseball Cap: (Estimated Retail: $55.00)
Nina’s Description: I worked with SP϶NGLISH to design this custom Muito Cool baseball cap for you. As one of the coolest accessories for this summer, it is not only perfect for the moment, but will also serve as memento of the 2014 World Cup for years to come.”
Verdict: What the @&*#$&(!
Cool – I do not think it means what you think it means.
You know what all the fashion and beauty obsessed ladies who are willing to fork over $100 for a beauty sub, want? A baseball hat. And not just any baseball hat. One to commemorate the World Cup. It’s what every American woman dreams of receiving. We spend all that time doing our hair and all that money on hair products just so we can shove it all under an ugly hat. This is the same brand featured in the last NG box, only that shirt was a million times better designed and infinitely more useful. Putting aside that we didn’t need a repeat of this brand so quickly, this item is just absurd. There were so many other fashionable options if you really needed a “memento of the 2014 World Cup” like a sophisticated charm bracelet with a removable World Cup charm or maybe you just don’t need to bring sports into this box at all. Maybe.

Let’s move on to another winner…

Clutch
Koku Pouch: (Estimated Retail: $108.95)
Nina’s Description: “The other accessory that every fashionista must have every summer is a go-to bag. Whenever this item of year hits, I set aside my usual lady-like purses and opt for a lightweight clutch. One of my personal favorites is a Koku pouch that doubles as a summer clutch. All of Koku’s products are handmade in Greece. This clutch…features raffia fringe and a plexiglass decoration—giving it an unparalleled summery feel”
Verdict: Seriously?
Nina says ‘Unparalled summery feel” I say “dollar store reject.” I cannot express to you enough how much cheaper this looks in person. It’s like something you put together from odds and ends of the Luau aisle of Party City. I couldn’t find my exact version so I linked to a similar pouch with a plexiglass decoration and raffia. The linked one is much more attractive than mine, but if you’re willing to pay over a $100 for either one, I have some land in Florida I want to sell you.

Oh, so what’s our next high end fashion, oh so unique find?

Sunblock
Hawaiian Tropic Silk Hydration SPF 30 (Estimated Retail: $10.79)
Nina’s Description:“Of course with the onset of summer, most of us go through ha change of routine and encounter new priorities. At the top of my list is protecting my skin. For that purpose I have included Hawaiian tropic silk hydration spf 30. Its classic Hawaiian Tropics scent evokes the feeling of summer and its broad spectrum protection will keep your skin safe, helping you stay worry-free.”
Verdict: Sigh, are we even trying anymore?
I’m going to put aside the fact that SPF 30 is really not high enough for a lot of folks and point out that you can pick this up at any drugstore. Hell, you can probably pick this up at a gas station. I highly doubt that Nina is spraying herself with this sunblock. If we’d gotten a luxury brand or even a new emerging one, sunblock would have been a great addition. Because of the low SPF I won’t be able to use this.

Oribe
Oribe Dry Texturizing Spray: (Retail: $21.50)
Nina’s Description: “It acts like a dry shampoo in that it absorbs oil at the roots, but adds volume and texture to your hair. It gives it a ‘just done look, and will keep your style looking fresh for a couple of days….”
Verdict:
Hit! (Finally)
I actually have a big can of this courtesy of the Popsugar Neiman Marcus box. It works amazingly well for updos and this travel size is perfect for summer. It’s just the thing for keeping your hair looking fabulous during an August wedding and the small size is great for traveling. Finally, something I can actually use!

Shave Cream
Organic Shave Gel by Surya Brasil (Estimated Retail: $20.39)
Nina’s Description:“..an incredible, vegan, organic shave gel by Surya Brasil. Your legs will be super smooth, and you can rest easy knowing that it doesn’t contain any GMOs and is cruelty free.”
Verdict: Hit!
A useful product from an interesting new brand. Hot Damn! A shave gel is perfect in a summer box and I’m excited to try out this new company that has vegan products. Progress, we’re making progress!

Hydrator
Joico K-Pak Intense Hydrator (Estimated Retail: $16.00)
Nina’s Description:“It will moisturize and calm your hair, making it healthier, shinier and just overall more manageable when styling.”
Verdict: Like
A hair moisturizer isn’t super exciting, but it seems useful and this is another new brand for me. I’ll try adding to my hair routine once or twice a week.

LipstickLipstick Swatch
ck One Lipstick in Entice: ($8.97)
Nina’s Description: “No summer look is complete without a bright lip and nail—‘tis the season for bold, intense, saturated colors!.”
Verdict: Hit!
I actually really love this shade and the color stayed put for a surprisingly long time. I’ve never tried any ck One beauty products so it was nice to add this to my collection.

Polish Polish Swatch
Formula X Nail Lacquer in Push the Limits (Retail: $10.50)
Nina’s Description:“No summer look is complete without a bright lip and nail—‘tis the season for bold, intense, saturated colors!..”
Verdict:
Like
Despite my plethora of polish, I don’t have any of the Formula X so it’s nice to try this one out. I tend to favor blue reds, while this one is an orange. I don’t have anything like it so it’s a nice addition to my giant polish hoard. The color applied smoothly and I think the shade will be fabulous for pedicures.

Pouch
Palm Tree Print Clutch by Print All over Me (Retail: $20.00)
Nina’s Description:“It’s summery pattern makes it the perfect pouch to hold all of your summer essentials.”
Verdict:
Gift
What is this trend with calling pouches, clutches? This is a pouch. It is a cute and lovely pouch, but it is not a clutch. I don’t ever see people walking around with these things as bags. They are what you put your makeup in and then in turn throw into your actual bag. So putting that aside, this isn’t a bad pouch, but the Popsugar Summer LE Box had a much nicer one that is very similar. I’ll be gifting this one since there are only so many ocean printed pouches that I can use at a time. This is yet another editorial choice I just don’t understand. Nina already included that hideous, I mean quirky “clutch”. Why not do a tote bag instead? There are plenty available from Print All Over Me. I couldn’t find any pouches on the site, but it’s very hard to navigate. Their tote bags cost $28.00, so I’ll estimate this at $20, since I would think a tote bag would cost more that a medium pouch.

Towelette
Red Flower Italian Blood Orange Refreshing Hand & Face Towelette
(Sample Estimated Retail: .71; Estimated Retail: 7 pack/$5.00)
Nina’s Description:To freshen up when you are on the go…”
Verdict:
Like, but…
Really, just one towelette? Maybe you could have omitted the terrible baseball cap so we could have a couple of these instead. I like this item, I think it’s a great addition, but just one seems very stingy to me. This is what I expect in a Birchbox sample, not in a $100 box. And a 7 pack is only $5.00 so it’s not like the uber expensive Revive sample from last time…

Gift Card
OtterBox Brazilian Pop! Symmetry Series Phone Case (For iPhone 5/5s or GALAXY s5)
(Estimated Retail: $49.95)
Nina’s Description:“…your device deserves an upgrade in the accessory department too! In the spirit of Brazil and summer, I worked with OtterBox to design this protective case inspired by Brazilian street art.”
Verdict:
Miss
I have an Iphone 5 so I was one of the folks who could actually use the gift card for a case. (Apparently you don’t need a case if you don’t own an Iphone or a Galaxy). The design is bright and cheerful but I just don’t love it. I did redeem it so I may just pass it along to someone else or save it for when I want to take my super hardcore case off my Iphone.

Shoe
Desk Ornament from Melissa (Retail: ???)
Nina’s Description:“I have also included a desk ornament from the Brazilian shoe designer Melissa. Melissa creates vegan, rubber shoes and has collaborated with designers such a Vivienne Westwood, and architect Zaha Hadid. On the shelf at home or on your desk at work this little shoe is the perfect item for the fashion obsessed.”
Verdict:
Somewhere there is a sad doll, searching, just searching for her missing shoe.

I don’t even know where to start. Really, this is a tiny rubber shoe. One tiny rubber shoe. It’s more like the beginning of a sad beatnik poem, than a “desk ornament”. Does Nina really keep this on her desk? My desk only has things I can use or things I adore. And I can’t imagine adoring one miniature rubber shoe. Maybe I’m missing something? Maybe fashionistas all over the world truly believe this is the perfect desk accessory? Maybe I’m out of touch? Maybe I should quit being a blogger and roam around the world visiting shoe stores until I can fully appreciate the craftsmanship of this tiny piece of art. Wait, it has inspired me! Here it is, an ode to the tiny rubber shoe:

So much depends upon,
a black rubber shoe,
wrapped in tissue paper
beside a red polish.

Headphones 1 Headphones 2
In-Ear Headphones from Frends (Retail: $99.00)
Nina’s Description:“There’s no better way to get you in the mood for summer than with some great music. That’s why I’ve chosen to include these super chic white, in ear headphones decorated with a gold wire overlay from Frends. These beauties are so pretty that they almost look lik ea piece of jewelry—why shouldn’t your tech gear be super stylish?”
Verdict:
Love!
Finally! A big ticket item that actually feels like Nina Garcia would use. These headphones are so pretty and while I have a bunch of earbuds these are the nicest. I’d never splurge on these myself, but am so excited to try them out. If you love them, they are available on Birchbox so you can hoard your points to get them.

Candle
Vanilla Orchid & Almond Classic Candle by Nest (Retail:12.00)
Nina’s Description:“I absolutely adore these candles and the summery scents are incredible..”.
Verdict:
Miss
I would have loved this in another scent. This one is way too strong and it’s not summery at all. I noticed others got scents like “orange blossom” and I would have infinitely preferred that.  I own a Nest candle I adore that came in that Popsugar Neiman Marcus Box which also had the Oribe spray. Except that box had larger sizes of both items. I find it very odd that Nina would include two items that were already packaged together in another box. It just seems poor planning to me. I would have held off and included the Nest candle in the Fall box and left the Oribe spray in this one. She just set herself up for a comparison where her box was going to look worse.


Full Box
OVERALL:
I sit alone in the corner, sobbing, clutching a tiny black rubber shoe to my chest…


Oh Nina, what happened here? Did someone hold your dog hostage and demand you include that hideous “clutch” and baseball cap? I don’t understand this box. It leads me to (gasp!) question your taste level. I cannot imagine you running around with that yellow raffia clutch and spraying yourself down with Hawaiian Tropics sunblock while wearing a baseball cap. As you so often ask on project runway – who is the woman you’re designing for? Would the woman who wears that baseball cap also be the one who needs a super pricey texturizing hair spray?

Theoretically this box is valued at $$455.76 (excluding the shoe and with my estimated cost on the pouch), but that’s with items like the shark clutch priced at over a $100. I paid $100, and there were a few items I liked (like the pricey headphones), but I can’t shake the disappointment I feel. In my opinion, I didn’t get what I signed up for. Nina is known for being chic and sophisticated and only a few items in this box fit that profile.

I am not canceling since I have faith that Nina will turn it all around and offer us a fabulous Fall box, but if it comes with a tiny rubber hat, I’m out.

What did you think of this box and what would you do with one tiny black rubber shoe?

Once upon a time, long, long ago, Lisa attended Syracuse University where she studied singing in a giant castle surrounded by ice and snow. After she earned her music degree, she headed to the island of Manhattan, down to the West Village, to a place called the New School. There, she earned another degree in the great art of writing stories for children. She currently works on that same island, in the dungeon of an old building, making up stories while she sorts through endless stacks of papers, just dreaming of working somewhere with windows. She is currently working on several novels and hopes to write her way to that aforementioned windowed place. Her first book, “The Ice Maiden’s Tale,” a fairy tale adventure was released on May 30, 2017 and is up for sale on Amazon. In the meantime, she keeps herself occupied by obsessing over subscription boxes and home renovations.

27 thoughts on “Nina Garcia Quarterly (#NGQ03): July 2014 (An ode to a tiny rubber shoe)

  1. LOL I loved your review!!!! I don’t even want to review it on my blog because I feel like it will just make me so mad all over again. Honestly, I feel like writing and Complaining. At least you liked some of the items. The only thing that is okay is the oribe spray and headphones.

    • Did you get a survey from Quarterly? They should be sending them out, so be sure to fill it out. If you haven’t used any of the items you can also return them to Quarterly for your money back. I actually heard a lot of bloggers say they were so disappointed they didn’t even want to bother reviewing the box. Let’ hope the fall one makes up for this one!

      • I wish I had known about returning the box before I traded some of the items!!! I did fill out the survey!! I feel like emailing them complaining even more!!

        Well I’m glad we aren’t the only ones who aren’t happy!!

  2. So glad I didn’t subscribe! Aside from the earphones nothing interests me.The shoe looks like it is made out of melted Junior Mints.

  3. Just finished mine and jumped right over to read yours! Once again I have a lot of similar feelings.. I totally agree that the Koku clutches on their site were infinitely better than the one in the box. I believe the only saving grace about mine (and yours) is that it has a shark rather than the plexiglass fishbone design.

    The shave gel is awesome and I actually liked the candle, although I agree with you that it’s not a summer scent.

    A few people have tried to swap me for the shoe. They haven’t had anything I’ve wanted, but it gives me hope that I might be able to trade it for something I would like.

    • I’m thinking I might keep the shoe since it has now inspired a new favorite expression for me. Whenever I get something bad in a box, I’m just going to say “at least it’s not a tiny rubber shoe.” It’s like my new rubber shoe standard.

  4. This is completely hilarious- thank you. So glad I’ve found a sub box site with a “real” voice that is not afraid to say when the stuff is just CRAP (I’m convinced the other big blog site is getting actual cash for her constant giddy, positive reviews). Glad to know you are here.

    • Thanks so much. I started my blog because I got sub boxes and couldn’t find enough realistic reviews for some of the less popular ones. I do get some free boxes and referrals/discounts but I always include that info in my review. My perspective is “is this what I signed up to receive” and “would I be willing to pay X for this?” I spend a lot on sub boxes so I figure I might as well help other people make informed choices on which boxes they buy. 🙂

      • There are some blogs that you really just need to go to if you want to know the products. You just see the contents and ignore the opinions (or lack thereof). I was incredibly surprised at how many positive reviews there were for this box. It’s not a good box–and some of the items look worse in person than they do in the photos.

        It’s also important to note that the biggest sub box blog I know (which you may be referencing) has their own sub box on Quarterly now. So I don’t think they’d be my first stop for unbiased reviews on the Quarterly subs.

  5. I actually found this because I was looking up swatches of the CK One Lipstick Entice. I’ve never heard of this box, but my goodness! I’m just cracking up nearly in tears laughing. A few months back I tried a couple of subscription boxes but found the items to be so hit or miss that I realized that for the money I spent I could have just went out and bought something I would actually like and use. Seriously, I now own like 3 red/pink eyeliners. Does anyone use red/pink eyeliners? And why would they want to. The only saving grace is I figure maybe I can use them as lip liners instead. What will they think of sending next? A black lip liner? Anyways, I love this review and your honesty!

    • Thank you so much for reading! I do wonder about some of the items I see in boxes. I remember one box sent out these “body glitters” that were eyeshadow sized and in an eyeshadow palette that said in tiny print “don’t use near eyes” – cue many confused people who thought they were eyeshadows. Body glitter is sort of bad enough but packaging it like eyeshadow is a recipe for disaster.

  6. ROFLMAO, which BTW is interfering more than a little with keeping my beverage upright, and with watching American Horror Story, Season (4), Episode (2)– which I am proud to say I am already watching for the (2nd) time…IDK why I am watching it again, perhaps in honor of the (2) headed songstress who is a BAD-BAD girl (it’s all about multiples of TWO) with her, uh I mean…them. I think. ANYWAY–THANK YOU for the brevity, and your recap /cautionary tale. It’s particularly timely for me as I’ve recently become ADDICTED to LOVE….scratch that (the character in the show just sang the word “love” and my mind played a trick on me), rather, I’ve become ADDICTED to these DAMN SUBSCRIPTION BOXES! Did you know you can even get them for your DOG, your GARDEN, your FEET? I don’t have a dog but I do have a subscription for a monthly dog product box, I do have a Garden and Feet, so we’re good there. Actually I don’t even LIKE dogs, so…..there ya go. I am up to…..ummmmm…….let’s just say several monthly Bo Subs—if we live in a world where “22” equals “several”. I am pretty much comforting (rewarding?) myself in a big way for something each month…. for having a period? This must be completely subconscious. In case u are wondering, Bo Sub is CL (Cool Lingo) for SUBSCRIPTION BOX…….not sure if you were into CL or not so…..there ya go. So…..I am trying to decide if I need to get the Garcia Bo Sub (Bo Sub Mundo? Box A mundo?) as I feel slightly obligated…….cuz my father is Colombian…so…yah Nina & I are pretty much related….there ya go…..Crossing my fingers I get some singular goodies! So Psyched!

    • Sub boxes are like a gateway drug. You start with one itty bitty sub then suddenly you are selling off random stuff so you can sign up for your 20th.

      Nina’s fall box last year was awesome so I’m crossing my fingers that this year’s will be just as great and won’t include any more miniature rubber accessories.

  7. Just ran across your blog and have been reading/stalking all your old posts. This one and a few others have made me literally laugh out loud. Strangers are looking at me and I don’t care. Love this blog. Please, people, use her referral links so she can get more stuff to review and I can keep laughing!

    • Thanks so much! While I love getting great stuff in my boxes, it’s the awful boxes that really bring out the best reviews. I recommend checking out some of my Fancy box reviews (Jennifer Love Hewitt) and regular Fancy. There are some fun ones there too.

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